A long-haul trucker pulled into a busy highway diner and leaned over the counter to the brand-new waitress. “Alright, honey—give me three blowouts, two high beams, and a couple of side steps,” he said. The waitress froze, then quickly rushed to the kitchen, puzzled. She whispered to the cook, “Is he ordering breakfast or fixing a vehicle?” The cook laughed and explained, “Relax! ‘Blowouts’ are pancakes, ‘high beams’ are sunny-side eggs, and ‘side steps’ are bacon.
Truckers just have their own fun way of ordering.” Feeling clever, she plated the meal and added a scoop of beans. When she served it, the trucker looked surprised. “What’s with the beans?” she smiled and said, “Well, if you’re eating tires, lights, and side steps… you might as well have a full breakfast!” A blonde bought two horses but couldn’t tell them apart. She asked a farmer next door for advice. “Cut one of their tails,” he said.
She did, but later the other horse lost its tail in a bush. Still confused, she returned. The farmer suggested, “Cut one ear.” She followed instructions—but then the other horse lost an ear in a fence. Finally, she asked again. The farmer said, “Measure them.” She came back proudly: “The white horse is two inches taller than the black one!” Another blonde saw a sign at a travel agency: “Cruise Special – $99!” She paid and was sent floating down the river in an inner tube.
A second blonde followed the same sign and ended up beside her. After drifting for a while, the first blonde asked, “Do they serve snacks on this cruise?” The second replied, “Not last year!” These three stories show that humor can be found in simple situations, playful misunderstandings, and creative thinking. They are entirely safe, clean, and suitable for all ages, bringing laughter without any worry or inappropriate content.
